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Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
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The slang name for the labia which is known for a very experienced woman or whore to have. (See Camel Toe or Clam Shell for like definition. These are the same, but young girls or young women to have these.
Damn, did you see the fucking "Moose Knuckle" on that whore.
(See Sloppy Moose Knuckle and Moose Tracks)
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The most successful third party in American History. It was headed by Tedd Roosevelt fresh of his African Safari and was completely based of his candidacy of the 1912 Presidental election. The whole purpose was to get rid of President Taft after TR realized that he sucked as a president. Bull Moose split the Republican vote and allowed Dem. Woodrow Wilson to win the election. The Party died with TR in 1919.
More states voted Bull Moose than voted Republican.
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The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.
Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.
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When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time
I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle
Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!
Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!
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