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Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled
Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled
Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.
Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.
Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
A young person who can burn the elite.
that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.
When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.