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You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!
A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.
Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.
A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.
Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.
Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.
The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia
An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and orange juice, also known as a screwdriver.
This term can be used to describe a screwdriver that is being imbibed before noon.
"We're clearly not alcoholics, we're drinking russian mimosas with our breakfast."
And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere
The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ
Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"