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When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely
"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"
SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah
ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU
a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.
1. Shrek is so hawt!
2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!
An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.
Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.
Daddy shrek is kool