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Chuck Taylors

The illest shoe ever made. So simple yet so sick. I wore these shoes all my life. They were first made in the 1950's and have been worn since then by all types of people, including gangsta rappers, rockstars, b-ballers, skaters, and people who just like to chill. Now, due to faux pop-punkers like Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Green Day, they have become increasingly popular with trendy poser chicks. Some geeky goth kids wear em too. But thanks to rappers such as the Game they are being reclaimed by blacks, the group that really rocked them in the first place. I don't really care what clique wears them, I'm gonna keep wearing them forever. I just hope the females don't completely take over the shoe and make it a feminine shoe to wear like they did the Adidas superstar. Oh well. They still rock, and always will.
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!

Uh, yeah, I said everything I wanted.

by Jam Master J April 26, 2005

581πŸ‘ 412πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Lautner

An actor in Twilight that many little girls obsess over, but to the wise will always be known as Sharkboy- a kid that prances around in a spandex robot-shark suit, trying to convince himself that he is badass while he sings songs about dreams.

Poor naive child: "Ohhh that Taylor Lautner is sooo dreamy!"
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."

by supernat March 29, 2010

69πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Lonk

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

by crazzybob198 December 6, 2010

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Gang

Taylor Gang is Wiz Khalifa’s gang/crew that he runs with. The name Taylor Gang originated from group members always wearing Chuck Taylors. Others say it came from his hometown highschool, Taylor Allderdice (Pittsburgh, PA). Now-a-days, Taylor Gang is more then just a crew. Its a lifestyle, aka Taylor Gang Life$tyle. If you’re a fan of Wiz Khalifa.. then you’re a Taylor. People who love to have a good time and toke it up or get wasted, just chill people who party hard.

Taylor Gang or Die!
TGOD

Damn it feels good to be a Taylor!

by Mark2132 May 7, 2011

1427πŸ‘ 1071πŸ‘Ž


taylor swifty

A taylor swifty is where a girl sings into your dick while jerking you off.

my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.

by cmanley September 1, 2010

30πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Hicks

A talentless, gray haired man who won America's votes by dancing around the stage like a drunken idiot. The American public didn't consider that when they hear him sing on the radio, they won't see the hair or dancing. So, they threw away their votes and he won American Idol, stealing the throne that rightfully belonged to Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin, Paris Bennett, or Mandisa.

Taylor Hicks has no talent.

by Robert Koehler June 9, 2006

252πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.

Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*

by noneya ;D December 31, 2011

7171πŸ‘ 5641πŸ‘Ž