An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".
Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.
sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?
Joe-I was fuckin bagels.
Tom-Fuckin B.
Joe-Why?
Tom-It has more holes.
The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.
After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.
Losing a game without scoring a single point
"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"
When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"