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turkish bubble bath

when a guy cumz in a girls mouth then she blows bubbles with it while the man washes his dick with the bubbles

my mom got mad at me for gettin dirty outside so she took me inside and gave me a turkish bubble bath now im all clean

by turkish killa March 26, 2009

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt β€” a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

144πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

515πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


giving the dog a bath

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".

"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."

by f-dixle April 10, 2009

9πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, β€˜Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021

164πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Gamer Girl Bath Water

Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.

"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"

by Scrotum Slayer July 6, 2019

92πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Taking a Bath in Chocolate

When something is impressive, entertaining, or enjoyable, it is like "taking a bath in chocolate".

"I really enjoyed watching this band. It was like taking a bath in chocolate."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž