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when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her
Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet
A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.
Carpet Streeting is when an individual or multiple individuals cover one or multiple streets with carpets borrowed by stores. The term was coined by Thomas van Luyn a contestant on the Dutch TV show "Wie is de Mol" in episode 8 task "Carpet Diem"
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”
When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair
" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"
Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai