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Dolly the Cat is a retarded 9 year-old idiot who traces, steals art, post inappropriate stuff on YT and she's interested in diaper fetishes. Dolly the Cat is a disgrace to all fandoms. She ruined them just by adding diapers to your favorite/every likable character.
Dolly the Cat is a disgrace to all communties on this planet, we've hope she gets ban.
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When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
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A really cute but very fat cat.
He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.
Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"
Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"
Ron:"cool."
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A cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.
It’s nobody’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.
“Yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll fuckin bite you”
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A 5th Dimension eldritch god who has choose you to be their entertainment. Or new host. You will never know until its too late
James: Why doe your cat have a shadow with 5 tails.
Cole: Don't ask questions. He doesn't like questions
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Pusheen the cat
A book based on a cute little gray cat named pusheen who belongs to the author Claire Benton’s parents
I just read the book pusheen the cat
Pusheen is such a cute cat 🐱
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Similar to that of a mud shark, a fat white trash chick who hooks up with illegal aliens from Mexico or Central America. They are usually unaware of the illegal alien's wife in his native country.
That fat nasty Channel Cat probably has no idea about that illegal aliens wife in Mexico.
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