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If a tramp and a junkie had a kid your result would be a chav. Male chavs think they are roadmen and are generally are head to toe in Nike or Adidas tracksuits and to top it of, a pouch/man bag and a fag in there hand that they stole from their mums purse. Female chavs are some of the tackiest people you will ever meet. They are the type of people who wear tight jeans and scimpy tops in which their tits hang out and never leave the house without 5 metre long ugly coloured acrylics that look like they're about to have a sword fight with their nails. If you ever see a group of chavs in public the most likely place you will have seen them is the local McDonald's ( which seems to be their second home ), at the back of the bus or in the park screaming and shouting at eachother in thier wired chavy accents ( which can be hard to understand ) and a bottle of cheap vodka and a couple of fags on the table. If you live anywhere in englans then you can relate to seeing this all the time 😂
Person:Ew your such a chav
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ain’t done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what I’m sayin ye.
Person: ??🤦 ♀️
Someone who thinks they are a criminal and want everyone to fear them. They speak only slang and make up other words like ‘wagwan’ and ‘mandem’ and ‘pengting’ they are also usually British and curse a lot.
Chav: “wagwan bois yah looking pengting”
Chav 2: *whispers* “what a chav thinking he’s all hard I would well batter him”
Can be an absolute slag or an absolute druggie neither are good avoid these people at all costs
Oh my gosh that girl over there is chav
A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
The chav population in an alley is impossible to count, as there is too many.
A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P
1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus