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Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.
How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.
My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese
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When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.
Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.
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A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.
Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.
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The female equivalent of tea bagging.
Janice's friend passed out drunk, so she clam jammed her.
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a song you love to dance to, especially when drunk
Emma: omg i love mr saxobeat!
Alex: yeah! it's my drunk jam!
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Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...
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