Jew Job

A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.

Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.

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handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.

While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.

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snow job

1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone

The whole thing is just another snow job by the government.

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Rim Job

An internship at Blackberry

Sue: Becky got a sweet rim job yesterday
Alice: Awesome! Maybe she cam fix my BBM

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Italian Job

Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.

Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.

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Uvula job

An uvula job is when a man stimulates his partner's uvula with his penis. Can be mistaken as a blow job.

Last night I begged Fredric to give me an uvula job.

Baby I love you so much and I want to give you an uvula job.

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Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

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