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A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.
I love that Red and White Panda
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Laura. Or someone whom has sexual desires for pandas, or is challenged. Usually gets mocked in music.
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An almost indescribable sight to see. It is when a man's penis has been inactive and unused for quite some time and then he gets an erection in which the end result is the man's erection looks like a very, very angry panda. This sight is due to the fact that the penis has been so long out of the "game" that it has grown angry and has grown lots of hair with some discoloration due to a feeling of old age. To prevent always show attention to your penis, it has feelings too.
Whoa man put that huge raging panda away, nobody wants to see that.
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Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).
Racing across a field like a panda dancing
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When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.
I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
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When tan lines get way out of hand and the contrast makes you look like a panda
"Wow, that guy over there took his tanning way too seriously! His tan lines make him look like a panda! He's a tan line panda!"
Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages
3)Becoming short tempered
4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)
HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...
This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...
Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him
Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome