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My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”
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Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
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finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated
" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "
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When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.
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When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
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A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.
MMM that was good barf surprise.
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When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.
That toilet is total talkeetna surprise
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