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Make Twitter Free Again

Elon Musk’s unspoken slogan as he sarcastically offered to buy Twitter, which would value the company at around $41.4 billion—he currently owns around 9% of Twitter's shares, making him the company’s second largest shareholder—because Twitter shares are underperforming and the platform has been restricting the propagation of politically incorrect or fake news.

Just as the Liar-in-Chief wanted to make America great again, the founder of The Boring Company wants to make Twitter free again.

by Fasters April 17, 2022

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Beyoncé of stan Twitter

Not BigBankBby

The Beyoncé of Stan Twitter is not BigBankBby nor BigBankBbby

by BABEY H03 April 12, 2021

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Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.

Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"

by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022


Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 20, 2021


My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

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stan twitter ariana grande

a part of stan twitter that stans a talented singer called ariana grande. problematic most of the time but also hilarious

beyonce stan: stan twitter ariana grande is problematic
ariana stan: shut up

by h2gari January 8, 2019

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Twitter Bookin The Face Page

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.

Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

by Josh Thaa Man May 2, 2009

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