She has a boyfriend

Means she really has a boyfriend.

Gunner, she has a boyfriend, an incredible boyfriend, so buzz off.

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she wants the b

"She wants the B" is similar to someone who wants the d. This girl who wants the B wants the D of that guy who has the B... B meaning Beard. Everyone knows the guy with beard will get the panties dropped before the baby faced man can. The beard is THE symbol of masculinity and what men everywhere envy. Not everyone can grow a beard, but those who do will attract all women... like bug to a bug zapper.

"See that chick over there checking out my beard? Yep, she wants the B."

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that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!

Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.

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that's what she said

turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.

that's what she said

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She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

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That's What She Said

A phrase used to hint at something that sounded sexual in a statement.

Person 1: Cockfighting is illegal

Person 2: Hahaha! That's What She Said!

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kinky she devil

your mum

lynnete is a kinky she devil. o yer baby i'd hit that.

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