Sexual Bear

A man who through vigorous exercise and masturbation achieves the sexual prowess of a grizzly bear.

Person A: "Wow he came with the force of a thousands monsoons..."
Person B: "That man is a sexual bear."

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Dry bear

A person who would rather sit inside watching TV than go out sledging when there's 12 inches of powder outside, or other similar outdoor activity

Hey Rob wanna go sledging?

Nah, two and a half men's on ennit

You dry bear

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Baby Bear

A name given to a gorgeous woman who can be a bit angry at times but still cute.

Louise is having a bad day but she is still my baby bear

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Eddie Bear

a pet name used to describe a thicc boy who is kind of dumb and childish but hot and good at sex

Damn bro, I’m finna make that boy my Eddie Bear.

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Nervous Bear

1) When a person's scent reflects how a bear might smell when under stress or when faced with a challenging situation.

I was going to go to the concert with Louise, but she was smelling a bit nervous bear so I went with my mum instead.

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bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

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spooky bear

A black person who acts like or resembles a bear. Similar to junglebunny

Yo somebody call the zoo, this KFC's full of spooky bears.

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