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A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
an entire year dedicated to having anal sex.
Boy: Do you know what year it is?
Girl: 2010.
Boy: No bitch, It's the year of the bung hole. Bend Over!
Grab dick without getting in trouble
GRAB DICK YEAR
The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?
theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.
"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"
This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one
A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.
A very rude thing to call someone especially towards tweens and teens, many people make fun of kids this age because of puberty and they act like their all cool but in reality you have been 12 before your just making fun of your past self 😉. Being 12 is the worst time of your life unless your like 3783 years old. It really really sucks ☹️😞😔. So stop bullying people and be more supportive. They never chose to be this age. 😖😞
You still play Roblox! You must be like 12?! 12 is such a stupid age you guys act so cool and have hormones going crazy. A 12 year old is so gay