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the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
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The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
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Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing
stop being Thomas Amos
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a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
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Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth
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An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.
Emma: OMG! That guy over there is so HOT!!!
April: oh, that's Aaron Thomas!
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