richard cheese

The greatest musician ever. He takes hit songs like Welcome to the Jungle and Freak on a Leash, and turns them into LOUNGE MUSIC!

"Man, have you heard any of Richard Cheese's cover songs?"

"Naw man I haven't"

"DUDE IT'S LIKE ELEVATOR MUSIC, BUT COOL!!!"

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chucky cheese

Hell hole full of assholes, talking vermin, and shitty pizza. Bars pumping blaring annoying techno music have a better atmosphere.

I have to go to Chucky Cheese, and afterwords I'm gonna get drunk and drive off a cliff.

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high cheese

In baseball when a pitcher throws a high fastball for a strike.

"The pitcher gave him the high cheese to get the strikeout"

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Cheese Pizza

Especially in the deep web, cheese pizza is used to indicate child porn.

Do you sell cheese pizza?

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Chopped And Cheesed

Derived from the term “chopped” (meaning an individual who is very unattractive.) and from the popular New York cuisine “chopped cheese”

The “cheesed” in the phrase intensifies the “chopped” therefore creating “chopped and cheesed” only to be used when someone is EXTRA ugly/chopped.

“She chopped”
“Nah bro, she chopped AND cheesed”
“Damn..cheesed too?”
“Hell yeah”

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sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

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royal with cheese

Also known as a quarter pounder with chese, but with the use of the metric system, it would be called royal with cheese.

Can I get a Royal with cheese!

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