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Milly bobby brown. That’s all. Just her
“Ugh Is hate to be that ugly cow shat”
How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...
A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry
The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.
Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.
We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.
A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.
"Nighty cow fella"
"yeah good night"
"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".
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When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020
Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow
Person 2: No lol