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A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.
My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.
When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.
Never slurp on the peach with an African girl
When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
texas peach
Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december
i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley
When you pile drive into your woman's vagina so hard she says, 'Damn, that is hot!'
I need to go home and grill some peach. Later Bitches!
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