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A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)
I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!
Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old
It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels
Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.
“Ah Toilet Tourettes”
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!