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the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room
Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.
When you go around dressed up on Halloween, knocking on people's doors and giving them candy.
Now that we're to old to trick or treat anymore, how about reverse trick or treating?
The Dirty Cheese Trick occurs when a person hands a coupon (painted with liquid cheese on the back) to a store clerk, and the store clerk gets nasty cheese on his/her hand.
Specifically, the dirty cheese trick is accomplished by taking a cookie coupon at the restaurant Fuddruckers, and painting the back of it with Fuddruckers' Jalapeno Cheese, and then handing the cookie coupon to the bakery attendant front side up. The unsuspecting bakery attendant will grab the coupon and get Fuddruckers Jalapeno cheese on her hand. Voila!
Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.
1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion
2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?
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One-trick Pablo (noun):
A performer (often a standup comic) who, while funny at first, has become old, tiresome, and appears unable to come up with any new material.
One-trick Pablos generally have highly respected and well recognized early performances published on YouTube, however they lack the creativity to continue their development beyond this initial success.
One-trick Pablos are often still touring, flogging the same dated and boring shit, sometimes packaged slightly differently.
Origin:
Named after Pablo Francisco - who gained fame from his MadTV and Comedy Central Presents appearance in 2000 - who continues to tour, attract massive crowds to see hacked up versions of his original material interspersed with un-intelligible raves, baby talk and sex humor which leaves most of the fans disappointed (except for the retards).
Hey did you go see that Franscisco guy when he was in town?
Yeah, sure did, he was crap! He did his same old jokes! I guess he's just a One-trick Pablo!
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A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
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1)One that bends over anytime the boss says so.
2)A bitch to the boss.
3)A yes man.
4)A brown nosing little bitch.
5)David Dunbar
David, you are such a little "Ho Ass Trick", "Ass Trick Ho", "Ass Ho Trick" and or "Trick Ass Ho". You must let the boss park his dick up in your ass 24/7. You are a little bitch cabin boy. In and out your ass.
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