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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
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User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?
Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.
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User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.
Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*
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User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...
Troll: TLDR
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Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
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A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.
While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"
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A skoal troll is one of your buddies who chews tobacco but never has a can of his own. He is constantly begging for a dip and always says that he will give you a dip tomorrow. This goes on for weeks until you buddy is deemed a skoal troll.
"Ive given Mark so many dips over the past month and he never gets me back."
- "I know, the kid is such a skoal troll"
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An up and coming alternative to the naked lap for those who get skunked in beer pong. Should a player not make single cup in a game, he or she must sit under the table for the entirety of the next game in shame.
Joel did not make a single cup, according to The Troll Rule, he must now get under the table in shame.
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A troll baby is someone cute but who does trollish things to you or friends. often creates jokes around friends. mostly funny sometimes harmful; always in good fun
that troll baby sarah told everyone I had a third nipple
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the pole in the vacinity of a strip club which has an ugly, or troll looking stripper dancing/swinging on it
"She was twurkin it on that troll pole last night!"
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A vagina troll is a creature that lives in the dark depths of a young girls vagina. Which makes her incapable to having sex with a male until she is of age. If she tries to have sexual relations with a male the male will get his penis stolen by the troll inside her vagina.
hell no i heard she still has a Vagina Troll i dont want my penis stolen.
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