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Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.
I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.
Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.
My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...
german hip for “this is it”
bro where did you get this spleef. this shits uber das.
When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.
Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???
When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets