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When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?
No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.
Amber can't afford the Super Uber so she
will have to take a bus.
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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.
2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.
Damn you just got Uber Boonked
A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.