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The situation that occurs when the host of the leaky vagina comes into close proximity of something of optimal stimulus.
Nat: Goddam it, I've got leaky vagina again. This happens whenever I'm around Rolo.
A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.
I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.
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When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.
I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.
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Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.
Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.
Denzel: I don't know about that.
Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.
Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.
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The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.
Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.
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An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.
You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!
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