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A school in not so upstate New York. has a lot of interesting people there. Air conditioning doesn't work in half the classrooms, Instead of spending money on that they spend 1.5 million on renovating a pool to make it look exactly the same. Your tax dollars hard at work Aye, New York? The freshman class is usually crazy as a whole and has a lot of drug and vaping issues.
Did you hear about what happened at Warwick Valley High School?
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
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sucking dick while masterbating to a picture of ur uncle
dude i wuz deep valley river-ing last night, it wuz so fun.
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Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!
I went to Great Valley High School for 4 years, and now I have a nicotine addiction
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oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao
“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”
a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."
"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School
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