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A condition in which a man craves period sex
Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.
When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.
When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.
Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.
girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man
Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
Sheila: AHH MY EYE
John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye
In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.
These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.