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A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.
Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
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The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
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Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.
Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!
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when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
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A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.
Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
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It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.
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