Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland
When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water
When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.
Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy
Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.
Hill Billy slang for lighter fluid
Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.
Making out with a certain someone
"Dude Anthony and Ella discussed the boiency of water a lot last night"
performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons
We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked