Random
Source Code
Random
MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."