Ellie Week

An Ellie Week is when you have several takeaways in one week. This ranges from chicken shops, to kebabs, to Chinese and and any drive-thru snack including milkshakes, apple pies etc.

"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oh, I'm actually having a bit of an Ellie week, last night I had a fat Chinese and tonight I'm gonna have a greasy Kebab"

Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

week of hell

When a girl gets her period and has terrible cramps.She has to non-stop constantly go to the bathroom and piss her brains out ,because it's so painful .The girl has a extremely tough time trying to take a shot.

"Sarah's period is a real week of hell" .

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

becky week

The week when your girlfriend gives you head due to her lady time.

Her: bae it's my time
Him:becky week has begun

Weeb week

Weeb week is a self chosen week for a non-weeb who only watches it once a month, so they dedicate a week out of a month to catch up.

"fuck I need another weeb week this month I haven't seen the last season of AOT"