The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
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The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
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n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.
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Embarrassment or shame for something or someone giving you a boner.
Dude!!! Have you no boner shame!!! She has cancer!!!
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Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.
Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.
When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
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When a person who you usually do not consider attractive dresses in a way that makes you think about sleeping with them, but the feeling, like a boner, only last for a certain time
Jake: Haley was wearing a shirt that made her boobs look big, it totally gave me a boner high.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
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it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards
god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners
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