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Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
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woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!
Cops pull up....
Dude,"Oh shit the weed!"
Chick,"Quick i'll put it in my woman pocket!"
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A man who convinces bitches,that he loves them but don't give two fucks about a hoe!
He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
Womanizing fuckboy:
He is the suavecito of womanizing fuck boys(Fuck boy).
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A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
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The American woman is the luckiest female on earth. Not only does she have her cake, but she eats it too. The American woman is sensitive but strong; emotional but highly empathetic; has unlimited freedom but also receives polite chivalry from many American men; she can express her opinions freely. The American woman evolved from strong pioneer women, majestic slave women, women who bravely crossed dangerous borders to get here -- American women evolved from the strongest of strong women and that's why you both admire and treat American women with the respect they rightly deserve. American women, all of them, are amazing.
Oh that's Hannah. She's an American woman, don't mess with her unless you want trouble. Also, I want her to have my babies.
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the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps
woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
SWN-009 Comet Woman is a fictional character from the fanmade game, Mega Man Unlimited.
she is a robot master was built by wily for space exploration and she can go at super high sonic speed with usage of her power proposals. however, she can't go to far with irt within the atmosphere in order to avoid her armors getting heated. in addiction, she shares this rivaly bond with jet man which let her off slick with her space duties
"is that a plane? a shooting star? a Sonic Boom? NO! It's Comet Woman!"