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Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?
A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."
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A World-Ending Phrase. The Universe slows its expansion every time the word is uttered by way of mouth and the dead rise one centimeter from their graves. Those that have been Cremated will materialize a little bit as well. The Sun ages 3 billion years, and all within a radius of the words usage suffer dire consequences. The worst part? Feminism gains a whole 6 extra followers every time somebody says "You're Family Tree LGBT". How can there possibly be a worse phrase than this?
The Ground Quakes, The Earth Shatters Beneath your feet. You're Dickhead Friend spoke that wretched phrase simply as a joke he saw from a dead meme, for he could not comprehend the consequences. The Sky turns a sickly purple as blood pours from black clouds, filling in the rifts from the previous earthquake. A Choir with heavy organ and strings decend with heavy-metal flair and deafen all within a 23.5 mile radius. All of the dead members rise from their graves, as well as all the deceased named Dave. Swarms of Daves rise, covered in blood. The seek revenge against your friend. Your family twitch and shift and morph into a massive flesh and bone tendril that stretches all the way to ground zero. You can hear nothing, yet you feel the tugging, the urge to rip your friend into three thousand pieces. The Daves, you Fleshy Family Amalgam, and Yourself descend upon the unwary and the day was rent with the screams of nightmare.
Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"
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This is a quote by the one and only.
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DIO!
DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
Jotaro: Sama....DIO
When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".
Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"
A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're
"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"
When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.
What's the type of English course?
Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.
A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.
*MIKE HATES DANNY*
Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.
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