you WOULD

an extremely anoying phrase meaning "that is very typical of you". commonly seen following the equally agitating expression "but really".it is a well-known fact that you cannot win a logical battle with the "you WOULD" person. the only known comeback to "you WOULD" is "i DID", but does not sufficiently bring down the person. you must emphasize "WOULD" or it loses meaning and sense completely.

person- "omg i totally forgot we had a huge test today!"
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."

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a fool for you

To be blindly in love or infatuated with them

I'm such a fool for you Daniel.

I'm a fool for your love.

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NO YOU DONT

"NO YOU DONT" is the universal comeback to any statement.

Person1: "I'm gonna buy a Ferrari."
Person2: "NO YOU DONT"

Person41: "Do you want to.."
Person3/4: "NO YOU DONT"

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Miss you

Noticing someone's absonce not being able to talk to them or see them for long periods of time.

I am going to miss you

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tonight, you

Heard when your neighbors genetically engineered dog, Hand Banana, announces that he plans to rape you

Hand Banana : (To Carl) Tonight, You

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you succ

short for i wish you success
said to loved ones to wish success upon them

Person 1:I have an exam tomorrow ,wish me good luck.
Person 2:you succ
Person 1:Thanks!

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can you not

Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.

Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?

Jon is poking Jane.

Jane says, "Can you not..."

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