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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024


Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 30, 2022


Pigging off

Oinking and boinking. Rolling in your filth. Letting animality out. Grunting and squealing .

“Yeah, we were pigging off after my shift.”
“She was all over me and grunting, we were disgusting, it was great just pigging off!”

“Yeah those two sounded like a farm when they were pigging off the other night”

by Scrambled eagle June 19, 2021


Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 April 20, 2018


Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 8, 2017


off the edge

Just beyond the standard definition of ‘normal’ in society, but not quite off the deep end. Frequently associated with constant usage of mild hallucinogens.

John: “I’ve been so done with everyone’s shit lately, I just put a fuckton of salt in my teacher’s coffee when he wasn’t looking.”
Brad: “Damn, you kinda going off the edge, for real.”

by Details808 October 30, 2021


Set-It-Off

When something accentuates or enhances the appearance of an object or thing.

Your clothes really set-it-off today!

by CaaChad79 June 25, 2022