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August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!
Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!
During the months June July August and September, make a video of you bussing that ass down and send it to someone
(have no one to send it to? send it to @0mgdk on ig)
Belle: Sophie! it’s june.
Sophie: oh snap! it’s national twerk month, better send a video of me bussing it down to someone
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
April 24th is the day you need nudes from someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could ask for nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Give Nudes Day!
*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Give Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut