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Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 15, 2021


baby dick

A term used to call a short elf guy with a small dick.

Ian:Aj has a baby dick.

Patience:word.

by sweatydickballs January 29, 2023


baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017


eel baby

Simply put, a well-lubricated but small penis. The antonym would be the eel daddy.

"His eel baby paled in comparison to my daddy."

by luceypants December 31, 2013


Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021


Anal baby

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.

Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son

by .hhtits6653 April 10, 2018


Baby cousin

Your sister or brother's child, who exists as one of the 11 recognized genders, but you can't really be bothered to think too much about it, so yeah; baby cousin.

Yeah, you know Ronnie's friend AJ? Her man's...... Baby cousin

by Kamikaze Possum September 26, 2024