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A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation
Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.
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What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"
* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"
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A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.
John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!
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An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.
Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!
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An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.
Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
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To play the guitar or Guitar Hero/Rockband either while naked or cockslapping somebody
Im sorry, youre not going to the guitar hero party. you can only rock out with your cock out.
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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™
Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™