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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 5, 2022


diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017


Slap off the frame

A term used to describe a person who exhibits a lack of control over their movements due to drug use. Usually refers to (but not limited to) jaw movement. Mostly seen in chronic amphetamine users.

Did you see RANDOM NAME? He is so Slap off the frame his jaw looks like its trying to run away from his face.

by JayJay Powers January 29, 2019


Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 27, 2020


if it make u feel good go off

When u arguing with somebody say this

“if it make u feel good go off “
Meaning if it makes u happy go off
By LaNae

by Dadren November 3, 2022


To be off

To be unpleased by an event, which leaves with a certain amount of insatisfaction for the rest of your day.

I was supposed to go on a date with this amazing girl tomorrow, she cancelled because she had too much work to do. I am so off. That's probably the best definition of "to be off", since you're really excited, but get taken your fun away suddenly.

by TheJuiceBox666 December 5, 2020


getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017