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On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.
Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day
National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass
Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why
Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.