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Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.
I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.
As you're getting a blowjob she looks you in the eyes and says "you would have survived Omaha beach" then goes right back to the double gak gak 5000 making you nut through the ceiling
So I was getting an eisenhower while I was watching band of brothers, best nut of my life
You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.
Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.
When you storm away from a formal situation without telling anyone, usually an affront to people you know well, or family. Leave in a sassy way.
My mom was drunk at the Bat Mitzvah, so I had to get the Sass outta there.
I was waiting for my ex to say goodbye, and after awhile, I had to get the Sass outta there.
get wrecked in the name of shrek
so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.
He really did get that head get that bread and leave?