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And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 7, 2023

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Backdoor Baby

When jizz churns together with shit and is birthed after anal penetration

After Steven and Adam enjoyed some good ole Tex-Mex, Adam invited Steve back to his place for some butt love where he later pushed out a backdoor baby

by LeviticusJ August 18, 2020


babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2018


baileys baby

Bloating of the the belly after consuming too much baileys, usually from consumption of cheap wetherspoon measures resulting in pregnancy look and "morning sickness" from teenage adolescents yet to learn the appreciation of said tipple...

I'm so drunk I think I'm going to have a baileys baby.

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017


like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy

Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

by Thịnh March 11, 2024


Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015


baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 February 20, 2016