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For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.
Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”
june 11 is national rizz day, a day where you try to rizz up as many people as you can
hey are you gonna rizz up anyone since its june 11 aka national rizz day?
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A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.
Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."
The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.
Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.
"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."
"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"
National energy drink day is on the 7th October. A day where a friend or family member or partner has to buy you an energy drink!
Person 1: “oh! It’s National energy drink day”
Person 2: “looks like I have to buy you an energy drink then!”
April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌
Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!
This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards