"Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer
I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.
An adorable baby animal getting washed in the sink.
Ive gotta get home and wash my sink baby.
Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.
Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?
Person 1: about a week...
Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer