An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.
Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.
a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.
boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure
The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time
Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult
She was a right dog minge