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This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?
John: YES!!
Sam: Come on down kids!
a fingering move where he inserts his fingers palm side up and curls upward toward the pelvis
“grace omg weston had me screaming last night he did the weston ball shove and curl”
“omg it’s so good”
Being a douchebag and doing something that just isn't cool
"C'mon man why'd you shit in the sink, thats drawl ball jamal"
To dream of being in a sexual nightmare
Shit man i just hot white balled!
A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive
Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.
Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.